Monday, January 16, 2012

my unsolicited advice to celebrities {1st edition}

Ashton Kutcher: Everyone pretty much knows you are a DB, but the greasy, scruffy look really is just exaggerating the point.  Clean up your chin (and your act).
Jennifer Lopez:  I'm pretty sure you are in the middle of a midlife crisis.  You are a mom.  Lose the teen boyfriend.
Brad Pitt:  Beards are not cute.  Neither are mullets.
Edit: So much better! (But you're still a jerk.)

4 witty remarks:

Denissa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Totally agree with all 3! You're awesome! :)

Kat said...

So true--all of the above. I do (or I guess did) love Ashton but I agree he is a DB. Seriously, get your act together!

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

Hahahaha.. I agree with you 100%!!
Also, Angi totally looked like a vampire!

hotpants™ said...

Ashton has already cut his hair all off and shaved. He looked GREAT at the Golden Globes!