1. "Oh, sorry Mac, I was just checking to see if you were dead."
2. "How old am I? Seriously, I don't know how old I am. Am I 31 or 32?"
3. "CLOSE THE BABY GATE!" (39 million times a day)
4. "Brooklyn, is my bottom big?"
5. "This is why I don't like making dinner...because it just makes leftovers."
