Our Big Daddy. He does everything for us. He's never had a cavity. He reads the same books over and over. He has this odd way of attracting weirdos. (Seriously, they are drawn to him, men and women. He's got that special something and they love it.) I've spent 15 years of my life with him, and I plan to spend the rest of it with him. Our kids all look like him or just like Barneses in general. I know he loves me when he shaves his face. He snores. He loves to eat Spam. He doesn't drink coffee.