#1 Brooklyn Blanche Barnes
AKA Brookie, Blanchie, Sissy, Sis
Brooklyn is the classic middle child. She's right between two boys and it's always her against her brothers, against her parents, against the world. We're really looking forward to puberty around here. She has a knack for knowing the perfect situation to say something inappropriate. She likes to reveal embarrassing things about her family to make people laugh. She has a strange obsession with bras.