It is dang near impossible to take a picture of this baby!
"No, you cannot chase those fifth grade girls around the block. You are six."
"If your poop hasn't come out by now, it's not coming. Get up."
"What do you mean, you couldn't control your hand? It's your hand."
(about 30, 000 times) "No, no, no, those aren't for baby."
"That hurt!!" (after getting hit in the cheek with a ball of play-doh)