cute kiddos at Disney on Ice
(I made my teeth extra white with editing software.)
1. I just do one pumpkin face. That's it. If I try getting all fancy with the carving, it's a disaster. So all you're gonna get is triangle eyes and nose with a happy smile and three teeth. Go ask your dad if you want something else.
2. Lingerie now passes for a Halloween costume. I knew it was coming to this. You don't even need little ears or a tail or anything, just wear a black, lacy bustier/panty thing, and you've got your costume.
3. I'm always right when it comes to my advice to celebrities (i.e. Kim Kardashian), therefore I have decided to start a weekly (monthly?) section on my blog where I give my personal advice to all the celebrities that are obviously reading this.
4. My coffee/Diet Pepsi drinking has definitely caught up with my teeth. They are yellow. My husband has been calling me "butter teeth". I have a bunch of coupons for all of the Crest whitening products and I plan to purchase those products today. Of course, I will post pics of the results!