1. I was more of a low rise jean wear-er, whereas now classic rise is a must.
2. I NEVER, not even after a wild drunken college night, woke up with these ginormous bags under my eyes.
3. I couldn't understand why people would say that they didn't even have time to snap all three of their baby's onesie snaps. I now understand and feel bad for judging their "laziness".4. I apparently loved nerds.
(PS my sister would want me to point out that she had just given birth to Henry, like, 2 days before.)