Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I used to like this kid

Last week I jogged drove around the block to my other closet my sister's house because I needed to borrow a shirt.  Her front door was locked so I stood there knocking for a long time.  I could see my favorite nephew Henry looking at me through the window but he wasn't opening the door.  Finally my sister came to open it.  I walked in and she asked me if I just heard what Henry said. 
"Mom, some fat lady that I don't know is at the door!"


10 witty remarks:

Macey said...

No, he di'int!

Cassie Bustamante said...

oh my! guess aunt jill has one nephew less to shop for at christmas!
my 3 yr old daughter said to me last week when i got out of the shower, "mom, why you got such a big body?" nice.

Micah and Melinda said...

HAHAHAHA... so did you take him outside and rub his face in dog crap at that moment or make some scary promises for retribution to come later!

Some crazy lady came up to me in Freddys and asked if I was expecting (at that moment I was 37 weeks) I was so annoyed I told her "NO, I'm just fat" and walked away! She followed me around the store until I checked out... she wasn't sure what to think!

Em said...

Man kids are embarassing ugh - I feel as sorry for your sister as I do YOU!

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Denissa said...

STINKER!!!!! Yeah, well my own kids have made some really nice remarks like that to me...my youngest just slapped my butt the other day and told me it was big, nice....

mama's smitten said...

No way!!!!

Tonya said...

Jill next time head over with a bag of candy, ring the bell while chomping on a few! He'll want some say no, this candy is for the fat lady.
Kids crack me up!

Jami said...

They get pretty witty, don't they?

Leah said...

No bday or christams presents for him! : )