1. I didn't become a waitress/short order cook the second I got out of bed
2. I didn't realize baby wipes work for everything including spills on carpet
3. I was horrified if I stopped by someones house and their kids were still in jammies at 11:00
4. I swore my kids would never eat fast food or watch TV
5. I basically knew everything about good parenting
5 witty remarks:
I always thought "my" kids wouldn't cry in the store, begging for toys.
Now I let them stay in their Pj's, eating happy meals, watching cartoons. You do what you have to do! :)
The jammies thing - check.
The wipes thing - check. Those were only for changing diapers! (I do cringe when I wipe their face with one... but I still do it.)
I was a way better parent before I became one.
Oh yeah. i was like the best mom in the world before I had Lucas. THE BEST. ha! :)
Oh Jill, your humor makes my day! It's all so true...you're like Seinfeld for moms!
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