Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Working Wednesday/Before I Had Kids

1. I didn't become a waitress/short order cook the second I got out of bed
2. I didn't realize baby wipes work for everything including spills on carpet
3. I was horrified if I stopped by someones house and their kids were still in jammies at 11:00
4. I swore my kids would never eat fast food or watch TV
5. I basically knew everything about good parenting

5 witty remarks:

Jessica said...

I always thought "my" kids wouldn't cry in the store, begging for toys.

Now I let them stay in their Pj's, eating happy meals, watching cartoons. You do what you have to do! :)

Jane Anne said...

The jammies thing - check.
The wipes thing - check. Those were only for changing diapers! (I do cringe when I wipe their face with one... but I still do it.)

MiMi said...

I was a way better parent before I became one.

Mama Notes said...

Oh yeah. i was like the best mom in the world before I had Lucas. THE BEST. ha! :)

adrienne said...

Oh Jill, your humor makes my day! It's all so're like Seinfeld for moms!