1. Earth day and free Reynolds foil
2. When Porter so lovingly refers to me as a
"jellyfish doody eyeball poop"
3. A Dora bandaid on my finger
4. Finding all my makeup brushes stashed in Blanche's purse.
5. Having Jacie tell me her Hannah Montana clip-on hair is
"not beautiful, it's cool!" (Geez, sorry.)
2 witty remarks:
I love the free Reynolds foil too! Now I just need to remember to send in the rebate!
Great list! Number 2 is hilarious!
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