Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Note To Soap Opera Actresses

If you ever plan on faking a pregnancy by wearing a prosthetic tummy and then adopting a real baby and passing it off as your biological child, just know that in 2-3 years the child will have some rare medical condition that requires blood or marrow or something of that sort from a biological parent and when you and your husband/boyfriend are found not to be matches, everyone will be in on your manipulative scheme.

5 witty remarks:

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familyofsix said...

I totally agree with anonymous... I must too many kids, I can't keep up with you. How do you doit?

familyofsix said...

see above, I can't even type right?! I love your blog though. Keep up the good work!

Jill@Barnes Yard said...

Seriously, who wrote that??? It's not real right?

Tonya Staab said...

Love the 1st comment to this ha ha.

There are way too many weirdo's in the world.