Overheard at the Pointer's House

The topic was school lunches & the brown bag campaign
Lori: On Monday, before lunch, Henry ate three yogurts, two peach cups, a pineapple cup, an apple, and a string cheese.
Jason: He's so hungry because he eats nothing but mush and needs some real food.
Lori: Ok, well you get up at 5:30 and make him a nutritious breakfast.
Jason: I'll have to get him up at 5 to be out the door by 5:30...
Lori: You're not getting a 4 year old up at 5:00
Jason: Then you get him up...
Lori: I cannot get up, get myself ready, get two kids ready, make a sit down breakfast, and get out the door by 6:30.
Jason: You should have been using birth control five years ago.