the barnes yard

My big manly man husband went hunting and shot a buck.
He brought back its leg to show me. Proof that he is indeed a manly man.
After two days on the ground outside it was covered with ants and flies.
I disposed of said leg in the dumpster.
Today Porter's teacher declares she is in need of a deer hoof. Ironic?
Manly man to the rescue.
He retrieved the leg, cleaned off the scavengers, and delivered it to Porter's school.
Maybe she's wants to make one of these.