Dear Sundown Naturals,
You know how your box of sublingual B Complex vitamins says "Great Tasting"?
Turns out, not true.
Thanks for using all of my Raspberry Rain Skintimate shaving cream so that I was forced to use your stinky Barbisol.
PS I used your razor.
Dear Candy Crush,
There's no need to tell me I only had one jelly left.