True story.

1.  The very next day after you put up a cute sign that says: Unless you sell Thin Mints, no soliciting, someone will come to your door selling carpet cleaner. For reals.

2.  You know how they say once you know how to ride a bike, you never forget...or something like that?  Turns out, not true.  I do not know how to ride a bike.  You should have seen me in the Walmart aisles practicing.

3.  He won't actually go "potty" in the potty, but he loves to sit and read.

4.  I came across this in the new Pottery Barn Teen catalog.  Totes not fair!  Why didn't they have locker chandeliers when I was in school??