1. The very next day after you put up a cute sign that says: Unless you sell Thin Mints, no soliciting, someone will come to your door selling carpet cleaner. For reals.
2. You know how they say once you know how to ride a bike, you never forget...or something like that? Turns out, not true. I do not know how to ride a bike. You should have seen me in the Walmart aisles practicing.
4. I came across this in the new Pottery Barn Teen catalog. Totes not fair! Why didn't they have locker chandeliers when I was in school??