funny Friday

(Texting with my brother-in-law)
 
Me: Where are you?

Him: Cruisin' with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

Him: Why?  Wanted to tell me how much of an angel Libby is?

Me: Hahahaha I didn't know if I should bring her home or what...

Him: We will let you spend some quality time with your niece.

Me: After chasing her around a parking lot, I've had my fill. 

Him: I had to pick up three dozen belts your daughter knocked off a rack while belt shopping.

Me: Awesome.

Found in Brooklyn's backpack:

I'm guessing these are things that she likes...
Cats, cupcakes, the letter B, pudding with sprinkles, feathers, VAGINAL CREAM???