Whenever she's playing "mommy" she has to wear a pair of my heels and a scarf.
"Mama, why do crocodiles live under the sewer?"
"Mommy, how do you get tummy aches?"
"Mommy, does honey get old?"
"Mama, why can't old people drive if they are 99?"
"When I get bigger as the size of you, can I have your clothes?"
"Ew, why does your breath smell like poop?"
"Mom, why do people blink their eyes?"
"Why are you so gassy?!"
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