"I worked really hard to make Danea my friend, so I have to invite her to my birthday party."
"I made lots of new friends today, but I can't remember their names."
"I sat by my boyfriend at lunch today and I'm going to introduce myself to him tomorrow."
"I don't have to bring money for hot lunch because I have a credit card."
And overheard last night at Kindergarten Open House...
"We would have been here earlier, but my dad had to poop first."
(If it was possible to die of embarrassment, I would have.)
4 witty remarks:
i do not always comment, but i always love these posts! they make me smile. :)
amazing! jill you know how to brighten my day. thanks for posting!
Oh my word...I literally laughed out loud when I read the poop comment! SO FUNNY!
Derek always has to poop before we go anywhere! :) Too cute!
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