"I really need my teacher's cell phone number so I can call her."
"I worked really hard to make Danea my friend, so I have to invite her to my birthday party."
"I made lots of new friends today, but I can't remember their names."
"I sat by my boyfriend at lunch today and I'm going to introduce myself to him tomorrow."
"I don't have to bring money for hot lunch because I have a credit card."
And overheard last night at Kindergarten Open House...
"We would have been here earlier, but my dad had to poop first."
(If it was possible to die of embarrassment, I would have.)