Porter: "A kid at school says that hotdogs are made out of fingernails and butt cracks."
Brooklyn: "Gus crapped again."
Brooklyn: "Mom, how many pageants did you win when you were a kid?"
Porter: "How old is God? Did you know Westbrook is 23?"
Porter: "This tastes like poop...but kind of better."
Daddy: "That cooking spray probably causes cancer and AIDS and other stuff."
Porter: "Do I get a cup for my wiener for baseball?"
Porter: "Do I get a cup for my wiener for baseball?"
2 witty remarks:
This is one of my favorite parts of you blog...out of the mouths of babes! Shy & I are bored and I read them to her and we had a good laugh:)
Oh my word! Love all the references to poop! So glad that kid at school solved the hotdog mystery. This made me laugh:)
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