"Mom, quit eating all the cheese puffs or we're not going to have any left!"
"If you don't stop being mean to your brother we're just gonna have to give you to the circus."
"What's for dinner?" "BLTs." "Where's the L?" "Oh, I guess we're having BTs."
"Easter is all about sandals and God."
"Do you think if I add water to this whole milk, it will taste better?"
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