I start Weight Watchers every day and then blow it by 4 PM. Drinking coffee is one of the most important aspects of a productive day. Nothing smells better than new flip-flops. I have a hard time trusting people that can't spell. Everything looks better spray painted black. I love my kids so much I feel physically ill when I'm away from them for any amount of time. If I had an extra hour in the day I would take a nap. Even if there is no food in my entire refrigerator, there is always, always diet Pepsi. I bite my nails while driving. I hate wearing socks. I can knock out a People crossword puzzle faster than anyone I know. I'm sold on Creationism and Reflexology. The sound of my alarm clock is such an annoyance. Compulsively making lists is a favorite pastime of mine. I recently broke down and got a cell phone after 5 years without one. I'm still mourning LOST. I've always believed that 27 is when you become a real grown-up, therefore I'm older than a real grown-up. (34!) Sometimes I realize how lucky I am that I got to be what I wanted when I grew up. To put it simply, I'm just your average obsessive Mommy of three.