Thursday, February 16, 2012

things I heard myself say

1.  "Oh, sorry Mac, I was just checking to see if you were dead."

2.  "How old am I?  Seriously, I don't know how old I am.  Am I 31 or 32?"

3. "CLOSE THE BABY GATE!" (39 million times a day)

4.  "Brooklyn, is my bottom big?"

5.  "This is why I don't like making dinner...because it just makes leftovers."

6.  "Baby binky breath is the best smell ever."

2 witty remarks:

Kelli @ RTSM said...

Sometimes I forget how old I am too:) And yeah...leftovers are no fun!

sharon said...

I forgot how old I was at just the same time as you. And I had a toddler and was pregnant. I think it's normal. At least to hear you say it makes me feel like I'm not the only one. :)