RD

1.  That little sharp thing I thought I felt yesterday is indeed a real TOOTH!

2.  I figure I've still got about five more years of wiping butts.  The two big ones are independent wipers, but if they know that I'm within a one mile radius, they will scream for me until I wipe.  

3.  I thought Fall had arrived, but I was wrong.  It's 85 degrees here today. 

4.  Dryer sheets in pockets act as a bee repellent on the playground...at least so far.

5.  In this house, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit...unless, of course, you throw a fit long enough, then Mommy will give you whatever you want so that you will be quiet.  (Don't judge.)