little known facts

I bite my fingernails in the car.  I do it while I'm driving and hope that nobody will see me.  If somebody sees me, I get really embarrassed and pretend like I was scratching my face or something.

If Blanche gets embarrassed she says that she's "barrassed".

My sister is the one who named her Brooklyn Blanche.  I wanted Lola Belle.  My sister and Nate beat me out 2-1

My sister's baby is named Libby June.  Now that I know, I'm buying tons of monogrammed stuff on Etsy.  I'm also making her a million bows.

When I was a kid I would stand in front of a mirror and redo my banana clip over and over again because I could never get it to feel just right.  I would do it for so long that my arms would get really sore and then I would make my mom do it over and over for me.  If she couldn't get it right I would nearly cry. 

I can read Porter's mind.

The 4th of July & Easter are my favorite holidays because that's when my family pulls out our best recipes.

When I was in 5th grade I won my school's spelling bee.  My teacher told me I was just smart enough to be dangerous. 

I've never mowed a lawn because I have no idea how to start a lawn mower.

My kids eat their breakfast in front of the TV.

I'm cuter in pictures than I am in real life.