Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Before I had kids...

1.  I didn't have stretch marks craters on my love handles.
2.  My teeth were blindingly white. (I didn't rely on coffee for survival.)
3.  Breast feeding creeped me out.
4.  Cloth diapers freaked me out. (Oh wait, they still do.)
5.  I believed if I ever had unprotected sex, I would surely get pregnant. (yeah right)
6.  I thought people whose houses were as disorganized as mine is now were lazy and gross.

8 witty remarks:

samantha said...

Great list. I'm sure I could come up with a long one

Sandy, Sisters of Season said...

Gee, what happened? Too funny!

MiMi said...

Well, Jill, if you had unprotected sex and you DIDN'T want to get pregnant, for sure you would!
Also, breast feeding totally creeped me out before I had the boys. It creeped your cousin out too! We talked about the creepiness at work all the time. We were cool.

Casey said...

Love them...I can honestly say I agree with every single one of them...dang coffee and stretch marks!

Brittany@Superwoman said...

Haha, darn those craters! I looks like my tummy got attacked my a bear.
I call them claw marks ;)

7. I never NEEDED to take a nap, just wanted to.

8. I thought mini-vans were for old people.

9. I wouldn't go more than a week without shaving/plucking.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Before I had kids, I didn't even KNOW what a stretch mark was.. Ugh!

Anonymous said...

You forgot about the jiggly bits that now hang down from you belly button to your nether regions that will not shrink no matter how many sit-ups you do. Or is that just me.

momof3girls said...

oh too funny!!! I enjoyed the comment on the white teeth! My hands were also beautiful with pretty painted nails that did not have to be washed after every diaper change! Very nice post!!!!