All I have to do to stop myself from devouring all of the kids' Valentine candy is think about how my upper arm flab wiggles when I put on my makeup.
Monday, February 16, 2009
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2 witty remarks:
I think about it, get depressed, then go eat more candy!
Lori
I think about how the backs of my thighs resemble extra-chunky Jiff and how my body has a predisposition to gain weight everywhere but my chest.
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