Monday, February 16, 2009



All I have to do to stop myself from devouring all of the kids' Valentine candy is think about how my upper arm flab wiggles when I put on my makeup.

2 witty remarks:

Anonymous said...

I think about it, get depressed, then go eat more candy!

Anonymous said...

I think about how the backs of my thighs resemble extra-chunky Jiff and how my body has a predisposition to gain weight everywhere but my chest.