Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Things My Husband Cannot Hear

1. Dog jumping at door to be let out
2. Children asking for milk
3. Any questions directed to him while he is watching "King of the Hill" or "Malcolm in the middle"
4. Voices from bathroom saying "I'm done!"
5. Dog barking to be let in
6. Mail truck-unless it is carrying an Old Navy bill or merchandise ordered online

1 witty remarks:

Jessica said...

that is so funny and so TRUE about my husband too!