The "Preschool-dential" Debate

Question: Henry, name a political person you admire.
Answer: Porter.

Q: Henry, is it important to have a strong military?
A: No.

Q: Jacie, why do you think there aren't as many women in politics as men?
A: Because they are boys.

Q: Henry, how interested are you in politics?
A: I don't know that word.

Q: Porter, how do you feel about the bailout?
A: Bears.

Q: Jacie, if you could ask John McCain any question what would it be?
A: Milk.

Q: Henry, what is the appropriate level of spending as a percentage of GDP?
A: A gun.

Q: Jacie, which US president was most successful in your opinion?
A: A horsie.

Q: Porter & Henry, how do you feel about the state of the economy?
Henry: Sick
Porter: Be-Bama

Q: Porter, what are your thoughts on Senator Obama?
A: I know him. I like him.

Q: Porter, what are your thoughts on John McCain?
A: Be-Bama

Q: Henry, what will be the most defining foreign policy issue in the next five years?
A: Dinosaurs.

Q: Porter and Henry, does Obama have enough experience to be the next president?
Henry: No.
Porter: Uh-huh.
Henry: Obama is a bull and he is bigger than the other cows.

Q: Henry, if you put lipstick on a pig what is it?
A: A girl.

Q: Lastly, do you consider yourselves Republicans or Democrats?
Henry: Publiclan
Porter: Publican
Jacie: Demplan