Monday, September 1, 2008

Before I had kids...

1. I didn't own granny panties
2. I never used the words "poopy", "potty" or referred to myself in the third person.
3. I didn't rely on my mom & sister so much.
4. I could sit and watch a whole movie without feeling like I needed to be doing something.
5. My legs were always smooth.
6. Goldfish weren't one of my four basic food groups.

1 witty remarks:

Charly Ann said...

I came across your blog by happenstance and laughed so hard at your #2 I never used the words "poopy", "potty" or referred to myself in the third person. I forgot that I never refered to myself in the third person previous to having kids and now I do it multiple times in the day. Thanks for the great and much needed laugh. I'm pretty sure that we are pretty close in our due dates too, both with #3. Congrats and Thanks again!