Before I Had Kids...

1. coffee was not a necessity
2. I bought halloween costumes for my dog
3. We never missed SNL
4. I thought getting a tattoo was painful
5. I spent two hours doing my hair and makeup each morning
6. I slept all the time
7. toddlers having tantrums in the grocery store annoyed me
8. I swore I would never say, "because I'm the mommy, that's why!"
9. I didn't know what true joy felt like