Friday, February 19, 2016


"I'm disappointed that you smell like B.O. and don't care!"

"Yeah, but half of you was made from your dad and I can't help that."  

"You know what, fine, wear the batman jammies to the birthday party.  I'm too tired to argue with you." 

"Why do you guys only have something important to tell me when I'm on the phone or the toilet?!"

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