My Best Kept Secret

Ohhhhh Dear, you know me and secrets.

I can never keep them for long.

I found me a gold mine,

I mean, I seriously struck oil.

Yesterday I was in a town that was not my own and I saw the junkiest of all junk stores-Ever.

For some reason it was calling my name.

Jill...Jill...

I had to go in.

Oh boy, it stunk to the high heavens in there.

I was a little bit afraid I might catch something in there...

like Syphilis.

It was that bad.

Hee-Hee, nobody is ever going to go in that place.

Like I said Jackpot.

There is something about rusty baskets that thrills me.

I've already painted two of them. I will definitely be doing a show & tell. The locker is absolutely perfect for Porter's non-themed retro sports room. It's going to magically turn red and house what else? His sports equipment.

Shhh don't tell anyone.