overheard in the Barnes Yard...

"Waaaiiittt...you mean Veggie Tales is about God?  I always thought it was just about food." BBB-6

Mommy: "No, I know for a fact that my mom is 56 because I am 32 and she is 24 years older than me."
Daddy: "I did her taxes last night, she is 57."
Mommy: "I'm positive that she is 24 years older than me."
Daddy: "Wait, you're not 32..."
Mommy: "I'm not?"