Monday, January 16, 2012

my unsolicited advice to celebrities {1st edition}

Ashton Kutcher: Everyone pretty much knows you are a DB, but the greasy, scruffy look really is just exaggerating the point.  Clean up your chin (and your act).
Jennifer Lopez:  I'm pretty sure you are in the middle of a midlife crisis.  You are a mom.  Lose the teen boyfriend.
Brad Pitt:  Beards are not cute.  Neither are mullets.
Edit: So much better! (But you're still a jerk.)

4 comments:

  1. DenissaJanuary 16, 2012 at 8:01 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Totally agree with all 3! You're awesome! :)

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  2. mapleleavessycamoretreesJanuary 17, 2012 at 7:23 AM

    So true--all of the above. I do (or I guess did) love Ashton but I agree he is a DB. Seriously, get your act together!

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  3. TLFJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    Hahahaha.. I agree with you 100%!!
    Also, Angi totally looked like a vampire!

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    Ashton has already cut his hair all off and shaved. He looked GREAT at the Golden Globes!

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